You know you’ve suffered substandard company when you can compile a list of quotes like this one... (substandard being my chosen euphemism for stupid).
7. ‘I really like that song New Shoes by Pablo Nutini.’
6. ‘I wanted to ask you in my text if you went to buy pyjamas but I don’t know how to spell it.’
5. ‘I really want to join the Hare Krishnas. What are they?’
4. Upon being asked about his brothers’ middle names. ‘I always get confused which belongs to whom.’
3. Upon being asked how to spell his middle name. ‘Hold on. Let me check.’ Reaches for ID.
2. ‘Is the band called Friend EP or Grizzly Bear?’
[WAIT FOR IT..]
1. ‘Who’s Buddha again?’
Of course my patience ran out. Of course I let it show. And so, he said:
‘Don’t talk to me like I’m thick.’
Right.
