when the grass isn't greener

Stratford-upon-Avon. if you plan on visiting, change your mind. now. good ol bard never did write about the glory of his hometown. nope. instead, he left. we thought leamington was the most boring place on earth. we were wrong. so wrong. well, at least we managed to crush pennies like so: heads




tails !

"Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle , In my corrupted blood!" (from King Lear). how brilliant. a coin that insults. thats hat's penny, by the way. i lost mine. typical. mine wasn't as rude. it was more inspirational. it was meant to be a quote taken from Hamlet (to thine own self be true) but the machine had a lisp so my coin read "To thine own felf be true." thweet.


i hate gingerbread cookies but i just had to buy this one - Iced Gingerbread Shakespeare Face is its exact name.

so there, you've seen the two most interesting things in Stratford-upon-Avon and you have no reason to go there. ever. you're welcome.

britain's got beirut

good morning

shower

we have a problem; we never have enough hot water at home and the water pressure sucks. when i shower and a certain someone (sciolizmmmmmmmm) does sthing else like laundry or housewifey shiz like that the water pressure goes down to zero.

so my main point is what do i do?

bathe in my own urine

seriously any posts above WARREN G AND NATE DOGG is as coherent as ma mind

girls who love me, girls who hate me

ignoring the fact that i have been in love with voxtrot for the past (insert number of appropriate years to make me a devoted fan) years, the ultimate purpose of this post is to rid this blog of the previous video (courtesy of hat). ugh. enjoy

Security test

i dont get this. i always fail this test but they just passed u anyways (unlike any STATS module) . is that iii or 111 or lll. help? reformat.

RE-Generate

godspeed you, warwick university

i guess this is my university post. its over. the end of warwick. yes, i have a law degree. it feels good to say that. i think i say it with a sigh of relief more than anything. i've made new friends. hat, who prior to my university days was a mere acquaintance to me has become my best friend in the entire world (cue tears, tissue). i've screwed up, slacked off, had the worst things said about me(typically, it has happened since primary school) and yet, i can't say that i'd do it any differently given the chance. no, i am not getting sentimental, as i recall one of my 'new friends' once said to me 'you have no emotions, you have no heart.' Have I made good friends? one really can't be sure. it's all too subjective, which is why in Trusts Law, when you leave property to your 'friends', most of the time it is held to be void because 'friends' is far too vague a term to qualify for certainty, even in terms of my uneventful life. but to those whom i have been acquainted with during my years at warwick, i consider all of you as friends- even if you act like we're the best of friends at night and ignore me during the day. yes. you are all just fine in my eyes. love and communication.