i like this
and
i just want to dance tonight and forget about everythiiiiiiiiiiiiing. except i have to find a place to go, ask someone to come with me, find a place to stay for the night, and urgh worst part; driving.
only to know it would suck anyway (u know why)
so much effort for nothing.
Saturday, 20 February 2010
Sunday, 10 January 2010
Silence Suits You

You know you’ve suffered substandard company when you can compile a list of quotes like this one... (substandard being my chosen euphemism for stupid).
7. ‘I really like that song New Shoes by Pablo Nutini.’
6. ‘I wanted to ask you in my text if you went to buy pyjamas but I don’t know how to spell it.’
5. ‘I really want to join the Hare Krishnas. What are they?’
4. Upon being asked about his brothers’ middle names. ‘I always get confused which belongs to whom.’
3. Upon being asked how to spell his middle name. ‘Hold on. Let me check.’ Reaches for ID.
2. ‘Is the band called Friend EP or Grizzly Bear?’
[WAIT FOR IT..]
1. ‘Who’s Buddha again?’
Of course my patience ran out. Of course I let it show. And so, he said:
‘Don’t talk to me like I’m thick.’
Right.
Thursday, 7 January 2010
live and learn ?
amongst the things i really want to learn is how to blink like this :
believe me, i've tried. a friend of mine mastered the art many years ago. pure talent.
believe me, i've tried. a friend of mine mastered the art many years ago. pure talent.
Friday, 1 January 2010
the end is the beginning is the end
2009 is finally over. Cue huge sigh of relief. Happy 2010 everyone.
Monday, 28 December 2009
Fitness First
Grab two girlfriends or flamboyant gayfriends and get in shape for summer with this:
Sweat it out slow.
Sweat it out slow.
Friday, 25 December 2009
All I Want For Christmas Is.... ?
Wow. Two posts in one day. I told you Christmas is always uneventful for me.
I've been thinking of the gifts I would have liked to receive today. My mother usually makes me choose my own birthday gift (alongside other gifts which she posts to me because I'm always, always away from home). She knows how fussy I am. To be honest, the best non self-picked gifts I have received are from Hat. Tis true. But ah, I digress.
Funny how at the end of 2009, it has become apparent to me that my list of 'wants' has shrunk considerably. So, my Noel list is short and sickly sweet. Here we go:
1. Home. I want to go home, even if it's just for a day. I miss the comfort of my mother, brother and my dearest friends. I miss the sticky humidity, my cats, the leisure of never having to do any house work. I miss the countless nights with my closest friends, which would end just before dawn at some random greasy food joint..with iced lemon tea served in the most unhygienic manner but more importantly- every night concluded with smiles plastered all round.
2. Okay, if home doesn't work out, I want Hat to live with me here again. Actually, this tops my list.
3. A cat. A cute, congenial, fluffy one. Preferably black with green eyes.
4. Jellybones reciprocity. Only hat will understand this.
5. Good grades and a good job here next year.
Too bad you can't box and wrap up most of these things. Too bad I didn't get any. Oh, well.
Merry merry.
I've been thinking of the gifts I would have liked to receive today. My mother usually makes me choose my own birthday gift (alongside other gifts which she posts to me because I'm always, always away from home). She knows how fussy I am. To be honest, the best non self-picked gifts I have received are from Hat. Tis true. But ah, I digress.
Funny how at the end of 2009, it has become apparent to me that my list of 'wants' has shrunk considerably. So, my Noel list is short and sickly sweet. Here we go:
1. Home. I want to go home, even if it's just for a day. I miss the comfort of my mother, brother and my dearest friends. I miss the sticky humidity, my cats, the leisure of never having to do any house work. I miss the countless nights with my closest friends, which would end just before dawn at some random greasy food joint..with iced lemon tea served in the most unhygienic manner but more importantly- every night concluded with smiles plastered all round.
2. Okay, if home doesn't work out, I want Hat to live with me here again. Actually, this tops my list.
3. A cat. A cute, congenial, fluffy one. Preferably black with green eyes.
4. Jellybones reciprocity. Only hat will understand this.
5. Good grades and a good job here next year.
Too bad you can't box and wrap up most of these things. Too bad I didn't get any. Oh, well.
Merry merry.
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