when the grass isn't greener

Stratford-upon-Avon. if you plan on visiting, change your mind. now. good ol bard never did write about the glory of his hometown. nope. instead, he left. we thought leamington was the most boring place on earth. we were wrong. so wrong. well, at least we managed to crush pennies like so: heads




tails !

"Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle , In my corrupted blood!" (from King Lear). how brilliant. a coin that insults. thats hat's penny, by the way. i lost mine. typical. mine wasn't as rude. it was more inspirational. it was meant to be a quote taken from Hamlet (to thine own self be true) but the machine had a lisp so my coin read "To thine own felf be true." thweet.


i hate gingerbread cookies but i just had to buy this one - Iced Gingerbread Shakespeare Face is its exact name.

so there, you've seen the two most interesting things in Stratford-upon-Avon and you have no reason to go there. ever. you're welcome.

britain's got beirut

good morning

shower

we have a problem; we never have enough hot water at home and the water pressure sucks. when i shower and a certain someone (sciolizmmmmmmmm) does sthing else like laundry or housewifey shiz like that the water pressure goes down to zero.

so my main point is what do i do?

bathe in my own urine

seriously any posts above WARREN G AND NATE DOGG is as coherent as ma mind

girls who love me, girls who hate me

ignoring the fact that i have been in love with voxtrot for the past (insert number of appropriate years to make me a devoted fan) years, the ultimate purpose of this post is to rid this blog of the previous video (courtesy of hat). ugh. enjoy

Security test

i dont get this. i always fail this test but they just passed u anyways (unlike any STATS module) . is that iii or 111 or lll. help? reformat.

RE-Generate

godspeed you, warwick university

i guess this is my university post. its over. the end of warwick. yes, i have a law degree. it feels good to say that. i think i say it with a sigh of relief more than anything. i've made new friends. hat, who prior to my university days was a mere acquaintance to me has become my best friend in the entire world (cue tears, tissue). i've screwed up, slacked off, had the worst things said about me(typically, it has happened since primary school) and yet, i can't say that i'd do it any differently given the chance. no, i am not getting sentimental, as i recall one of my 'new friends' once said to me 'you have no emotions, you have no heart.' Have I made good friends? one really can't be sure. it's all too subjective, which is why in Trusts Law, when you leave property to your 'friends', most of the time it is held to be void because 'friends' is far too vague a term to qualify for certainty, even in terms of my uneventful life. but to those whom i have been acquainted with during my years at warwick, i consider all of you as friends- even if you act like we're the best of friends at night and ignore me during the day. yes. you are all just fine in my eyes. love and communication.

i hate you forever

you are a talentless grotesque creature that the world could seriously do without. and to insult hussein chalayan (oh, feeling trendy again), with this so-called 'recreation' of his '07 dress?!SKANK PLEASE! i think God's punishing mankind with her. we have all been bad and so now we must suffer the unparalled torture in sight and sound that is lady gaga.

champagne after the rain

i think flat 5 has listened to this at least 500 times this year. secretly, half of flat 5 has a little crush on this fine looking specimen.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojfbAvu8CuM&feature=related

wahey, testament to me being a blog rookie. i haven't figured out how to add youtube videos. or if it's even possible ( don't laugh, i honestly don't know). ah, for what its worth the song is lose my cool by jeremy warmsley. mm good.

where r u yeezy?

Most accurate description of my latest crush. saw him going to tesco (or anywhere north-y parade) when i was on the bus to stratford. OH HOW I HATE YOU STRATFORD !!!!

The hat is the most important accessory. and only one boy can pull it off. swoooooooooon

*image from luluandyourmom.blogspot.com from thinkpictures.org (lol)

because no blog would be complete without..

AN INTRODUCTORY FASHION POST! o m g this blog is starting to look trendyyyyy. cringe.

high-top sneakers

the gnarliest piece of shit. ever.

mummy, when i grow up i want to be...

Lily Aldridge. For obvious reasons, as shown above (focus on the right side of this picture). Sigh.

gnarly.romantical. oh, the ordeal!

i've come to realise that almost everything i have held myself to be staunchly against has, at some point in my life, decided to cheekily find a way of cracking my collosal aversion to it/them - creeping into my life, unexpectedly, with a well-guised vengance, conjuring some twisted spell on me, leaving me nothing short of addicted, or at the very least temporarily obsessed. the most obvious example being cigarettes. the latest, see above. yes, the hills. (no, actually the very latest would be blogging. guilty as charged)

at Flat 5, we don't just watch the hills, we feel the hills. we are also completely aware that we arrived at the party when it was over (Lauren, you NEED reality tv, no one wants to wear your clothes!). be prepared for more posts on the hills soon (yay!) but for now, if you heart justin bobby, we definitely don't heart you.

"I made a G today" But you made it in a sleazy way

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