Wednesday 16 September 2009

Bad News

I don't have much time to write so take this as one of those news bulletins that drags itself from right to left on your TV screen when you're watching your favourite reality tv show, or whatever it is you watch. You ignore it most of the time unless it includes the word 'sex' or 'bomb' or 'Michael Jackson'. What I'm going to say involves none of the three, combined or treated in isolation. The bad news is that :

1. Flat 5 did not reunite today. This is the worst news this month. Sciolizm could not go to Manchester because her course does not permit her to have friends, old or new.

2. London Fashion Weekend is coming up and people (girls, typically) are getting more annoying. Girls who make every single person who has ever been featured as a 'Vice Don't' look good are getting excited, and getting vocal about their excitement. Don't forget to drop names of designers/labels when you're talking about the only thing you talk about (fashion, of course). You're on the right track, you fashionable fashionista! Wear those fucking faded pink tights with that sweater that rests above your massive behind. It really brings out the pork in you. Adidas.

3. Vampire Weekend have announced their second album.


End of news bulletin.

One last thing, this has got to be one of the worst songs of the year( if not of all time). I still haven't fully decided which I hate more though, the song or the video. Please, don't enjoy:

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